Colin vs Hunter

col‧in /ˈkɒlɪn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kol-in] -noun: stupid humanoid life form; tastes strongly of dead fish; ugly.
hunt‧er /ˈhʌntər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[huhn-ter] -noun: wonderful intellegent humanoid life form; tastes like apples; prettyful.

Apples

Once upon a time, there was a big giant apple, it was very big. It was green, and slighty purple. It had the most delisious flavor, sorta like a piece of bacon. Did I mention it was big. One day when I was eating it, it broke in half, there was a giant worm inside. The worm tasted good, kinda like a steaming hot slice of pie. Every day, the worm regenerate, it got to a point, where, i would only eat the head. This was easier on both the worm and me. One day, I found that the worm had two heads, obviously a mutation, the heads were at opposite ends.