Colin vs Hunter

col‧in /ˈkɒlɪn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kol-in] -noun: stupid humanoid life form; tastes strongly of dead fish; ugly.
hunt‧er /ˈhʌntər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[huhn-ter] -noun: wonderful intellegent humanoid life form; tastes like apples; prettyful.

Apples

Once upon a time, there was a big giant apple, it was very big. It was green, and slighty purple. It had the most delisious flavor, sorta like a piece of bacon. Did I mention it was big. One day when I was eating it, it broke in half, there was a giant worm inside. The worm tasted good, kinda like a steaming hot slice of pie. Every day, the worm regenerate, it got to a point, where, i would only eat the head. This was easier on both the worm and me. One day, I found that the worm had two heads, obviously a mutation, the heads were at opposite ends.

Zombie Monkeys?

Once upon a time, there was a big house of doom. There were lots of people inside, it was a big party. Then, a giant zombie monkey came and set it on phyre. Then, all the people inside caught on phyre, cause the doors was locked. They all died, but it was special phyre, it made them zombies, then, they got special matches from the giant zombie monkey, and went around town, burning everything down. It was quiet bad, everyone died, and became zombies. They got on the zombie monkeys back, and they swam to monkey land, the other zombie monkeys at monkey land feasted on the human zombies that night. The next day they set out again, to set a town on phyre, to have a big feast.

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